Monday, September 26, 2011

dinner @ abc kitchen (restaurant review in 9 haiku)

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35 east 18th street (between broadway and park avenue)

new york, ny 10003

phone: 212-475-5829 fax: 212-598-3020

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dinner hours

sunday - thursday: 5:30 - 10:30pm (last reservation around 10pm)

friday - saturday: 5:30 - 11:30pm (last reservation around 11pm)

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from tonight’s menu:

9/26/11 (6:00 pm)

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cucumber gin fizz 14

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like a full on stalk

who knows what gin was soaking –

i taste a garden

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crab toast with lemon aioli 15

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can carry me home –

fuck my face like an ocean

wave – and just beat me

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chicken liver toast 10

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cluck cluck make my day

don’t goose with perfection – this

bird is plucked to love

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marinated heirloom tomatoes with chilies and basil 14

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you’d feel a cyn-

ic, not adoring this dish

or at least a bitch

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cured meats and local cheeses 17

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the cheese was the best –

the honey too - the cured meats

had no business here

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pretzel dusted calamari with marinara and mustard aioli 13

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marinara un-

like all else – and the tenti-

cles and tubers too

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spaghetti with squash blossoms and pistachio pesto 16

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abundant like a

bed-stuy cockroach motel – fall

blossoms like springtime

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salted caramel ice cream 6

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3 dolce nana

puurr fecta platz (muumuu (m)

ooooo) moo moo oh yeah

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Summary – ***

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leftovers sit in

my fridge tonight – i can’t wait

until tomorrow

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